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1) Which contest would you be most willing to compete in- a bake off, a pie eating contest, a wet tshirt contest, a spelling bee or a marathon race? Spelling bee =) i be smart.

2) How would you prefer to die- at a public hanging, in a fire, by drowning, or by a shark attack? I prefer not do die thank you.

3) Which scenario would cause you to feel more guilt- accidentally shooting someone in the chest or starting a forest fire that killed thousands of animals? forest fire.....it doesnt say the guy i shot dies =) but the animals automatically die.. =(..so yea, animals lol

4) What would you rather drink a glass of- mud puddle water, olive oil, vinegar, or saliva? Olive oil

5) If you won a $1,000 shopping spree what type of store would you spend it in- toy store, electronics store, book store, clothing store or home decor store? clothing store

6) What would you rather eat for dinner- raccoon spare ribs, deep fried gerbils, St. Bernard steak, or kitty cat stir-fry? gerbils!!

7) If you were poor and desperate what would you sell first- your sperm/eggs, your wedding ring, your car or your body (prostitution)? sperm lol

8) What would you rather do- run through a preschool naked, walk across hot coals, iron your chest or staple bologna to your cheek? hot coals.... I EAT THOSE lol

9) A friend builds a time machine and wants you to travel with him, which direction do you travel-into the past, into the future, or do you refuse to go? into the past

10) What would you rather have thrown at you- an ounce of battery acid, an ice pick, five throwing stars, or fifty spiders? spiders i guess


Name a Friend
x...Who do you think would look the best naked? courtney from ps 30
x...Who would you rather wrestle with? joe possum
x...Who would you rather receive a lap dance from? tina
x...Who would you rather take a bath with? tina
x...Who do you think would look best in drag? matt lmao
x...Who would you prefer to be for a day? mike c
x...Who would you rather be handcuffed to for a week? tina
x...Who is most likely to be a prostitute? chris c
x...Who is most likely to get arrested? matt
x...Who is the most street smart? jeff
x...Who would you eat first if you were a cannibal? my arm
x...Who would you save if you could only afford life support for one person and your three best friends were all in a tragic car accident? oh man...tina/matt/arthur......gonna go with tina
x...Who would you most willingly donate an organ to if they were dying? anyone of my friends
x...Who would offer to do the same for you first? i dunno, prob matt dawg
x...Who would you rather spend the night in a haunted house with? deff matt dawg

For $1,000,000 would you...
x...murder a homeless person? yea lol
x...eat a handful of maggots? yea
x...let someone vomit into your mouth? yea
x...sit on a wasps nest? no, im allergic...id prob die lo
x...spend 30 minutes letting a vulture pick at your feet? prob not
x...get a 666 tattoo on your forehead? werd
x...cheat on your spouse? definitely not
x...shave the top layer of your skin off and roll in a sandbox? wtf kind of sick shit is this? no
x...star in a hardcore porno? werd
x...beat up a member of the clergy? yea
x...walk barefoot over 100 razor blades? yea
x...change your ethnicity? no
x...permanently glue a set of antlers to your head? no
x...urinate on an electric fence? depends on how many volts
x...swim in a septic tank? no
x...cut off one of your toes and eat it? wtf no
x...hold a tarantula? yea
x...spend a night alone in a known haunted house? alone? mayb

1) Which of the five senses would you rather lose- sight, hearing, touch, taste or smell? smell

2) Which food group would you rather give up for the rest of your life- vegetables, fruits, meats, dairy, grains or sweets? vegetables

3) Which reputation would you rather have- promiscuous, dumb as a post, or ugly as sin? promiscuous ;)

4) In ten years which condition would you rather suffer from- obesity, hearing loss, incontinence, or senility? incontience

5) What type of commercial would you rather be in- herpes medication, hemorrhoid cream, athletes foot medicine or adult diapers? atheletes foot i guess

6) What would you rather give up for a month- all human contact, hygiene products or electricity? Electricity

7) Where would you rather be lost- at sea, in the desert, in a cave, or in the jungle? prob in jungle

8) You find marijuana growing in your garden, what do you do- smoke it, sell it, destroy it or call the police? smoke most of it...sell a lil...then buy some more nd smoke it... LOL

9) Would you go to the bathroom in your pants for two days, without changing your clothes, for a $10,000 shopping spree at the nearest mall? no wtf is that

10) What would you rather rid the world of- disease, crime, or hunger? hunger

What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night? um....apple jacks..not in fridge tho

What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie? the notebook...shh

If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done? i dunno...

Do you have a completely irrational fear? heights

What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments? i sing to myself lol

Are you a pyromaniac? prob not..

Do you have too many love interests? 1

Do you know anyone famous? yes

Describe your bed: fouton in bed mode lol

Who would play you in a movie? chris farley

Do you know how to play poker? yea

What do you carry with you at all times? my wallet

What do you miss most about being a kid? still am a kid..stop rushing me

Are you happy with your given name? i like it..

How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year? about.....a billion dollars

What color is your bedroom? few colors... plus bees

What was the last song you were listening to? listenin to chevelle right now

Have you ever been in love? I am right now, but yes i hav been

Do you talk a lot? yup

Do you like yourself and believe in yourself? i like me... i hav some belief in me

Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? im the sweetest person on earth.. lol

Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse or your friends? if i had a g/f def her...even when i dont hav a g/f... a special girl takes all my time =)

What is your ideal marriage location? warm spot somewhere...

Which musical instrument do you wish you could play? guitar..

Favorite fabric? anything soft... like my blanky

Something you love and hate? my new dog

What kind of bedding do you use? wtf, i dont know

What smell do you find sexy? my own =)

What's the one language you want to learn? french

How do you eat an apple? wtf, i bite down?

What do you order at a bar? amoretto nd coke

Have you ever pierced your body parts? nope, soon to be my ear

Do you have tattoos? nopes

Do you drive a stick? nopes

What's one trait you hate in a person? selfish

What kind of watch do you wear? fossil

Do you consider yourself materialistic? hell no

What do you cook the best? toast...

Favorite writing instrument? a pen i guess

Do you prefer to stand out or blend in? blend

Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? um no

What's one vehicle you will never buy? pinto


What kind of books do you like to read? psych

If you won the lottery, what would you do? buy a car...buy a house...buy my brother a car...buy tina a car...buy matt dawg a car...and then take a nap after some mac nd cheese

Burial or cremation? burial

How many online journals do you read regularly? mine and like 3 others

What's one thing you're a loser at? life

If you don't like a person, how do you show it? i like most people... i just dont talk to the ones i dont like

Do you cry in front of your friends? i have..like twice

What kind of first impression do you think you give to people? shy....

What's one thing you like to do alone? write poetry

Are you a giver or a taker? giver

When's the last time you cried? last night

Favorite communication method? phone

How many drinks before you're tipsy? beers....5-6... or a 40......liquer...5-6 shots

Do you think you're cute? mayb

Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends? all but 1

Favorite type of music? metal,alternative,rock,rap,r&b

What is the sexiest thing the opposite sex can wear that catches your eye? i dunno

Do you like to kiss or hug? both

Are you a workaholic? ha no

What are your kids names? jasmine and abu LOL

Do you watch a lot of television? sometimes

Do you like to shop? not really

What is your hidden talent? piano

Would you die to save the life of someone you deeply love? most definitely

Do you own or lease your automobile? nopes

Are your friends married or single? single/2 are dating/1 is married

How long have you known your best friend? my bestest freind in the whole wide world? 11 months..
other than that..matt, for like 15 years

Is he/she married? nah

Do you own a Bible? no

What version is it? .

Do you play chess? yes

Do you like the rain? no..

Do you like thunderstorms? wtf, well a lol

What's your favorite website? fark.com

What was your weight when you were born? fat

What time were you born? 911 at nite

What year did you graduate high school? lol funny

What was your first job? daycare =)

What is the strangest pet you've ever owned? a stuffed cat named mr fluffikins r.i.p
Do you believe in God? no, jesus, yes